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The 12 Days of Christmas (From a Supervillains Perspective)
For years us supervillains have had to endure that one time of the year when even we are weakened to the power of goodness (we’re not crying, though. There’s just something in our eye). It is the one day of the year that even the most hardened evil genius will visit his family (or whats […]
5 Mindbending Creepy Pastas
June 23, 2012
The internet is a marvellous contraption, just chock full of wonders. Back when we were kids, we had to spread urban legends and ghost stories around a campfire, pointing a flashlight at our face and talking in a spooky voice. Those of us who were more organised would have someone jump out of the shadows […]
Posted in: Creepy Stuff, Lists
How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (as a zombie)
June 21, 2012
There have been many guides for people to survive the inevitable zombie uprising. There are movies, books, comics, tv shows, video games…and in every one of them, you play a person who is trying to survive the zombies. However, there is a problem with this. Most people will be zombies. Noting that most of these […]
Cartoons From Our Childhood (That Messed Us Up)
June 20, 2012
The world we’re living in has relentlessly failed to yield any of the things we feel we were promised, like hover cars, hover skate boards, and other things that hover. So we have to wonder what fooled us into having these false hopes. We need to lay the blame squarely where it belongs: children’s programming. […]
Posted in: Humor
How to be a Criminal Mastermind
June 20, 2012
People often ask (usually right before they get turned into a smoking pile of dust)…”How do I, your everyday Joe, become an evil criminal mastermind?”. Well, Joe…if that is your real name…which if it is, it’s stupid, and you should change it immediately…we here a GeeMaZu have put together a handbook of sorts, for those […]
Posted in: Villainy
For Babies or Fur Babies?
June 20, 2012
We here at GeeMaZu would like to take a few minutes to discuss a disturbing new trend with you. You can scarcely shop anywhere, either brick and mortar store, or online marketplace (feE-bay for example) without noticing that there is a tendency to treat one’s pets as children. You see more and more items geared […]
Posted in: Living
Good Reasons for World Domination
June 20, 2012
Fast Cars Like everyone else, every supervillain sees themselves speeding down the highways driving the hottest, fastest car that money can buy. Their hair (antennae, bald scalp, fur, whatever) flying in the wind, without a care in the world. Unfortunately, due to the world’s governments and all the “safety protocols” they have in place, we […]
5 Insanely Haunted Places
June 20, 2012
We here at GeeMaZu just LOVE weird stuff. This could possibly be attributed to the fact that we watched too many Scooby Doo cartoons when we were kids, and were more than a bit disappointed that every single episode not only debunked the ghost, but made us feel stupid for overlooking such obvious clues (no, […]
Posted in: Humor
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June 24, 2012
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